A special text message....

Last night I recieved this text from my 16 year old......


Dear Mother...tis I Stephen, Thy seed upon which thy bounty doth fall upon in the years to come.  I am doing homework and will be home later...

Me:  Why dost thou speaketh with such boastful pride?

Stephen:   My heart doth swell with joy of hearing thy voice.  I express with exceeding confidence.

Me:  Thou art my most beloved son but thou must not speak of these things to they brethren or thou shalt perish.

Stephen:  As you wish your Majesty....

Now that's some good Texting!!